3.11.2009

A lesson in irony.

Technically, it's less than 1% now.



The ironic thing about this memorial is that his friends
always leave fresh skid marks in front of the site,
refreshing them when they fade. I'm just glad he didn't
die from a gunshot. "It's the anniversary of the day Travis
shot himself...let's play Russian Roulette to remember him!"

Yeah.

3.09.2009

What would Chuck Norris do?

Chuck Norris would do this.



Special thanks to Amy in Louisiana for being my
first out-of-state contributor.
:-)

3.06.2009

Someone was just showing off.

And no, J., I will not make a Big Bad Wolf joke about this picture.
I do have some standards of decency left. Besides, I can't figure out how to use "huffs and puffs" without people thinking I'm claiming these three used drugs. Can we say "libel"?

3.05.2009

I smell efficiency.

By the looks of this memorial, I'm pretty sure
that the family just buried her right on the scene.


What happens when you don't yell "FORE!"

It appears he tried to hide behind the pole.
It must have been a curve ball.